Monkey Bizzness Exotic THCa Flower (30%)

THCa Hemp Flower IS Cannabis—It's Just Legal

Let’s make this simple: THCa hemp flower is cannabis—period. The only difference? It legally qualifies as hemp.

With Consider It Flowers, you’re getting premium cannabis that passes hemp under federal law. Our flower is harvested and preserved at peak freshness, beating most medical marijuana and leaving black-market weed in the dust.

Why? Because we grow it to meet the strictest lab results for Tennesse’s THCa hemp flower laws—not "marijuana." If processed wrong, it could become marijuana. Ours? It’s dialed in perfectly.

Why Smoke THCa Flower?

• It gets you high just like marijuana
• It’s federally legal (yep, you read that right).
• It’s premium cannabis, grown naturally and preserved like the high-end flower you expect from top dispensaries.

Translation: You get the same effects, experience, and quality—but with no legal headaches.

How Is THCa Flower Different From Marijuana?

In the real world (your lungs, your brain): no difference. In the legal world: there’s a line in the sand.

Here’s the breakdown:

• Both are grown the same.
• Both deliver the same psychoactive effects when smoked (because THCa turns into Delta-9 THC when heated).
• Legally, hemp flower must have less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC in its raw form.

That’s it. Same plant, same high, just a legal loophole you get to enjoy.

So, What IS THCa Flower?

• THCa flower is real cannabis packed with THCa, a non-psychoactive compound.
• When smoked, THCa converts into Delta-9 THC (the stuff that gets you high).

Think of it like raw power waiting to be unlocked—you light it, you unlock it.

The Takeaways:

✅ THCa flower is cannabis.

✅ It gets you high—legally.

✅ It’s federally compliant hemp.

✅ Ours is fresher, stronger, and cleaner than most marijuana out there.

The Bonus?

• You don’t need to worry about outdated laws.
• You don’t have to settle for dry, old medical or sketchy black-market stuff.
• You get a top-tier, organically grown flower that makes no compromises.

Bottom Line:

If you want real cannabis without the legal red tape—THCa flower is your answer.

Exotic Ultra Premium THCA Flower from Consider It Flowers represents the pinnacle of cannabis cultivation. Grown indoors in living soil using sustainable, eco-friendly methods, this flower boasts exceptional potency, rich flavor, and aromatic complexity. What truly sets it apart are its rare terpene profiles and high THCa levels, delivering an unparalleled experience for cannabis connoisseurs.

Why Exotic Ultra Premium Flower is the Best

Each batch of Exotic Ultra Premium Flower is hand-selected and rigorously lab-tested for purity, ensuring the highest standards of quality. This flower is cultivated to deliver the strongest and most flavorful THCA experience available online. For those seeking the best THCA flower, Exotic Ultra Premium offers unmatched excellence.

Why Organic No-Till Living Soil Grows the Best THCA Flower

The no-till living soil method is the secret behind the exceptional quality of our Exotic Ultra Premium THCA Flower. This cultivation technique preserves the natural integrity of the soil, resulting in flower that is richer in terpenes, denser in cannabinoids, and bursting with flavor.

The Organic No-Till Growing Process

In no-till farming, the soil is left undisturbed, maintaining its natural structure and microbial ecosystem. This approach enhances water retention, preserves nutrients, and eliminates the need for synthetic additives. The result? Ultra-dense, nutrient-packed buds that are teeming with cannabinoids and aromatic compounds.

Benefits of Organic No-Till Living Soil

1. Reduced Carbon Footprint: No-till farming is environmentally friendly. By avoiding soil tilling, this method prevents carbon release into the atmosphere and supports a sustainable ecosystem within the soil.

2. Superior Quality Flower: Flower grown in living soil surpasses anything cultivated with synthetic or bottled nutrients. The result is stronger, denser buds infused with terpenes that create a powerful, well-rounded high.

Made for the cannabis connoisseur, The 420 Box includes four exotic private reserve flower strains straight from our grower’s top shelf collection.  Each box features a mix of sativa, hybrid, and indica strains —all handpicked for their exceptional quality.

Choose your ideal box:

Option 1: The 2 OZ Box includes four ½ OZ strains ($420)

Option 2: The 1 OZ Box includes four ¼ OZ strains ($250)

The 420 Box ships via USPS Priority Mail by the 15th of every month, keeping you stocked with the rarest and freshest selections.

Get cannabis delivered at the HIGHEST standard without breaking the bank.

JOIN NOW TO GET NO MIDS FOR LIFE!

Your happiness is our top priority! 

Love It or Swap It Guarantee

Not totally in love with what you tried? No problem! With our Love It or Swap It Guarantee, we make sure you always end up with a product you love. Here's how it works:

• Try Risk-Free: If the first serving doesn’t wow you, let us know within 7 days of receiving your item.
• Easy Exchanges: We’ll help you find the perfect replacement product that fits your vibe and brings back your smile—with no re-delivery fees or extra costs.

7 Day No Questions Asked Returns

Changed your mind? No problem! With our 7-Day No Questions Asked Returns, you can return any unopened, sealed item within 7 days of receiving it—no explanations needed.

The Premium Purity Pledge

Promises lab-tested, dispensary-grade, premium-quality cannabis grown with organic practices and fully compliant with legal standards for a product you can trust every time.

Discreet Delivery Assurance

We prioritize your privacy and ensure your order arrives safely, every time.

100% Guaranteed Arrival

In the rare event your order is lost or damaged in transit, we’ll replace it—no questions asked.

Smell-Proof, Discreet Packaging: Every order arrives in discreet, smell-proof packaging to protect your privacy.

For Local Deliveries (Nashville):

Delivered in unmarked cars owned by Consider It Flowers.  Our trusted, in-house delivery drivers ensure a smooth and secure handoff.

For USPS Deliveries:

We’re a verified hemp shipper with USPS, so your order is always handled with care.